It’s a costume party. I will be pizza.

At this event, you can buy a copy of Pages from the Pizza Crows directly from Evan Witmer, then he'll put his signature anywhere you want. Alternatively, buy a copy online in advance... https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0829GCM8R/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0.